[ ] You have a boyfriend/girlfriend
[x] You have your own room.
[x] You own a cell phone.
[x] You have an ipod/ mp3 player.
[x] Your parents are still married
[x] You have more than 2 best friends.
[ ] There is a swimming pool in your backyard
T 0 T A L: 5


[x] You dress how you want to.
[x] You hang out with friends more than once a week.
[x] There is a computer/ laptop in your room.
[ ] You have never been beaten up.
[x] You never cry more than twice a month.
[x] You are allowed to listen to the music you want to.
[ ] Your room is big enough for you.
[x] People don't use you for something you have.
[ ] You have been to a concert that you've liked.
T 0 T A L: 11

[x] You have over 50 friends on myspace.
[x] Your parents let you have a myspace.
[ ] You get allowance.
[ ] You collect something normal.
[ ] You look forward to going to school.
[x] You don't wish you were someone else.
[ ] You play a sport
[x] You do something after school.
T 0 T A L: 15

[ ] You own a car.
[x] You usually don't fight with your parents.
[ ] You are happy with your appearance.
[ ] You aren't self-conscious .
[ ] You have never got a failing grade in your life.
[x] You have friends
T 0 T A L: 17

[ ] You know what is going on in the world.
[x] You care about so many people.
[x] You are happy with your life.
[x] You know more than one language.
[x] You have a screen name.
[ ] You own a pet.
[x] You know the words to at least 5 songs.
[ ] You don't have any enemies.
[x] You are a generally nice person.
G R A N D T O T A L: 23

Now count your numbers and multiply by three.
Then title this journal "My life is __% Happy"

[x] You don't like public speaking.
[x] You find it hard to talk to strangers.
[x] You don't like to look people in the eye.
[x] You hate to go shopping alone.
TOTAL: 4

[x] Being introduced to new people makes you nervous.
[x] When you're in a group of people, it's difficult to think of what to say
[x] You have a lot of trouble talking to the opposite sex
[ ] You hate to be teased
[x] You hate answering the door.
TOTAL: 8

[x] You can't stand people watching you.
[ ] One on one conversations make you nervous.
[x] You don't like to ask people for help.
[x] You hate to read out loud.
[x] You don't like answering questions.
TOTAL: 12

[x] You dread ordering food at restaurants.
[x] You are uncomfortable at parties, unless you know everyone well
[x] You don't like to talk, because you're afraid of being embarrassed by what you say.
[x] You wish you were more outgoing.
[x] You hate being in the center of any room.
TOTAL: 17

[x] You don't know how to react to compliments.
[x] You prefer reading, writing, or listening to music than being around too many people.
[x] You blush easily.
[x] you don't like singing in front of a lot of people
TOTAL: 21

Total of all: 21

Add all the x's and multiply by 4
and post this as "I'm ...% shy."

[x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you.'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door.
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks.
[x] You have run into a tree/bush.
[ ] You have been called a blonde.

TOTAL: 5


[ ] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow.
[ ] You just tried to lick your elbow.
[ ] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody.
[ ] You just sang them to make sure.
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen.
[x] You have choked on your own spit.

TOTAL: 7


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it.
[x] You type with three fingers or less.
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire.
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose.
[x] You have caught yourself drooling.

TOTAL: 11


[x] You have fallen asleep in class.
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking.
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about.
[x] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice.' (Lol lol, because I'm quiet lol.)

TOTAL: 15


[ ] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[ ] You have eaten a bug accidentally
[ ] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it.
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time.

TOTAL: 17


[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things.
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused.
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before.
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling.
[x] The word "um" is used frequently.
[ ] You don't know what "um" means.
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot.
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin.

TOTAL: 24
OVER ALL TOTAL: 24

NOW, take your total, and multiply it by 4.
and re-post as: I am --% Mentally ill.

Centaur:
[x] You are rather wild, and let your instincts run you.
[ ] You get drunk a lot.
[x] Bravery and boldness is second nature to you.
[x] You have a deep love for astronomy and the universe.
[x] You like to read your daily horoscope.
[ ] You have a high level of pride in yourself.
[x] In the woods is the best place for you to be.
[x] You are spiritual.
[ ] The horse is your favorite animal.
[ ] You are possessive and territorial.
Total: 6

Elf:
[ ] Your ears are slightly pointed at the tips
[ ] You are very intelligent.
[x] Your five senses are extremely keen.
[ ] Your weight is quite a bit lighter than the average person at your particular height.
[ ] You always wear elegant clothes and speak as politely as possible.
[x] You are most at peace when you are gazing at something beautiful, like nature.
[x] You look very young for your age.
[x] You rarely get sick.
[ ] You are a very hard worker.
[x] Above all other superpowers, you would love to read minds or see the future.
Total: 5

Fairy:
[x] You are happy a lot of the time.
[ ] The best superpower to you would be to fly.
[x] You are very shy.
[x] You love the forest and plant life in general.
[x] You are always willing to help others, even if you might not be the best to offer aid.
[ ] You are young and short.
[x] Dancing is one of your favorite pastimes.
[x] If someone ticks you off, you are very clever with getting them back.
[ ] Your clothing isn't always presentable, but you are comfortable with what you wear.
[ ] Circles are a wonderful symbol of unity to you.
Total: 6

Gnome/Dwarf:
[ ] You are excellent with crafts and handiwork.
[x] In social situations, you tend to be a little awkward.
[ ] You are short for your age.
[x] You are an isolationist.
[ ] You love to play practical jokes on people.
[x] You are extremely fascinated with jewelry.
[ ] You look older than your age.
[x] You love the woods and the mountains.
[x] You are well off, or come from a family that is well off.
[ ] You have a short temper.
Total: 5

Harpy/Siren:
[ ] You are best at talking bad about people behind their backs and not to their face.
[ ] When you are annoyed, you will go to a great extent to torment whoever did so to you.
[ ] You often take things that aren't yours.
[ ] You are easily angered.
[x] Death fascinates you.
[x] You are female, or a feminine-looking man.
[ ] You associate yourself with the wind element.
[x] You can switch quickly between your light and dark side.
[ ] You love to trick others.
[ ] You have a ravenous appetite.
Total: 3

Mermaid:
[x] You love the beach moreso because of the water than the shore itself.
[ ] Fish are some of the most beautiful creatures to you.
[ ] The ultimate superpower to you would be to breathe underwater.
[x] You enjoy looking at ships, but not riding them, as well as you like ships for traveling, not hunting in the sea.
[x] You are good at swimming.
[x] You like to collect shells.
[x] You use sea items as jewelry or decoration.
[x] You enjoy learning about the ocean and the life inside it.
[ ] You are extremely against ocean pollution, and someday, perhaps (if you haven't already), you will work to stop that.
[ ] Legs on land are not as important as a fin in the sea.
Total: 6

Vampire:
[x] You're a night person.
[x] You have a fascination with blood.
[x] You are extremely pale.
[ ] You wish you had a bat as a pet.
[ ] You are not religious at all.
[x] Tight spaces are not scary or uncomfortable for you.
[x] The sun's glare annoys you all too often.
[x] You hate food with lots of garlic in it.
[x] To you, a kiss on the neck is more romantic than a kiss on the cheek or lips.
[x] You don't like sharp objects near you.
Total: 8

Werewolf:
[x] The full moon is the most beautiful scene to you.
[ ] You have a lot of body hair.
[x] The ability to shapeshift is the best superpower to you.
[x] You prefer gold over silver items.
[ ] You lack self control.
[x] You find it easier to have sympathy for animals than for humans.
[x] You have a deep respect for wolves and wild dogs.
[x] You like to be alone.
[x] You have a terrible secret and you only tell people you trust 100% about it.
[x] You'd rather be outdoors than indoors.
Total: 8

Wizard/Witch:
[x] You love chemistry.
[x] You are intuitive and good at analyzing people, to the point that people seriously or jokingly say you're psychic
[x] The most amazing supernatural power to you is controlling the elements.
[x] You are a nature lover.
[x] You have a strong sense of responsibility
[x] You spend a lot of time alone.
[ ] You usually hang around with a certain animal all the time when you feel lonely.
[ ] You are spiritual, but not necessarily religious.
[ ] Cooking is one of your favorite things to do.
[ ] You enjoy learning about Wicca and the occult.
Total: 6

Zombie:
[x] You are pale
[ ] You are hungry a lot.
[x] Many activities you do every day make you feel mindless, or like a drone.
[x] Most of the time you or a part of you is cold.
[x] You love to eat meat.
[ ] You would resort to cannibalism if that was the only source of food.
[x] You make grunts and moans a lot.
[x] You usually walk slow.
[x] You are not afraid of seeing a lot of blood or getting a lot of blood on yourself.
Total: 7

Satyr/Faun:
[x] You are very passionate about the things you like.
[ ] You like to get drunk and dance.
[x] You're very amorous.
[x] You like art and music.
[x] You enjoy feasting with friends.
[x] You love nature, but more for the animals than the trees and plants.
[x] You like getting rowdy and having a good time.
[x] You laugh a lot.
[x] You love the chase almost as much as the capture.
[ ] You wish you had horns.
Total: 8

I'm a vampire, werewolf, and a faun all at one....
Weird combination to think of

Put an" x" in; Every box that applies to you, then,
add them up, and thats your age!

[x] You know how to make a cup of coffe​e
[x] You keep track​ of dates​ using​ a calen​dar
[ ] You own a credi​t/​debit​ card
[x] You know how to chang​e the oil in a car
[x] You'​ve done your own laund​ry
[ ] You can vote in an elect​ion
[x] You can cook for yours​elf
[ ] You think​ polit​ics are excit​ing
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 5

[ ] You have gotten suspended
[ ] You show up for schoo​l late
[x] You alway​s carry​ a pen in your bag/p​urse
[x] You'​ve never​ gotte​n a deten​tion (Not Yet...)
[ ] You have forgo​tten your own birth​day at least​ once
[x] You like to walk by yours​elf
[x] You know what credi​bilit​y means​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[x] You drink​ caffe​ine at least​ once a week
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 10

[x] You know how to do the dishe​s
[x] You can count​ to 10 in anoth​er langu​age
[x] When you say you'​re going​ to do somet​hing you do it (sometimes lol)
[x] You can mow the lawn
[ ] You study​ when you HAVE to
[x] You have hand washe​d a car befor​e
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 15

[x] You can spell​ experience​​,​ witho​ut looki​ng it up
[ ] The people at Glori​a Jeans​ know you by name
[ ] The first​ thing​ you do when you wake up is smoke​ a cigar​ette
[x] You can go to the store​ witho​ut getti​ng somet​hing you don’t​ need
[x] You under​stand​ polit​ical jokes​ the first​ time they are said
[x] You can type prett​y quick
TOTAL​ SO FAR: 19

[ ] Your only frien​ds are from your place​ of emplo​yment​
[ ] You have reali​zed that no one will take you serio​usly unles​s you are over the age of 25 and have a job
[ ] You have more bills​ than you can pay
[x] You use the inter​net every​ day
[x] You have been outsi​de of Ameri​ca 1 or more times​
[x]​You make your own bed when you want to
TOTAL​: 122(Lol funny thing, I just turned 16 last month lol)

Repos​t this as "I Act__Years​ Old"